the pokeball glitched and i just slapped the shit out of this poor gabite and I can’t stop laughing

みなさん　めりくりなのです

オレと家主は　いつもどおりのシュウマツです

Merry Christmas everyone 💗 we spend calm weekend as usual

ウソです

おふろ　しようとしたら　きゅうとうきこわれたみたくて　家主ぱにくってるです

ミツビシさんにめーるしたです

Ah... I told you a lie ...my landlady was in a panic because the water heater is broken when she's going to take a bath ...she sent a mail to Mitsubishi san...

actually carly rae jepsen was a genius when she said “before you came into my life i missed you so bad” and everyone who hated on that lyric just wasn’t smart enough to understand